THE GIANT AND THE JACK!
Once upon a time there lived a strong giant that loved playing soccer he played for the BEANSTALK GIANTS! and he worked at a restaurant called Happily Eating After so lets get straight into the story.

One normal day I the giant was walking home from work at my restaurant once I got home I randomly started counting my money in my safe cabnit then guess what I feel asleep stuid me then I smelt somting firmilar I havent smelt that in a while s I sprint into the kitchen I ask my wife FEE-FII-FOO-FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISH MAN BE HE ALIVE OR BE HE DEAD ILL GRIND HIS BLOOD TO MAKE MY BREAD well at least i've still got but I yell at my wife were is the english man my wife replies noo-noo english mann in here so I go check my safe and guess what my money was gone that tiny english man is going to pay.